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Evolution Fails again

Bullshit Detective — Sat, 02 May 2009 07:42:33 +0000

Once again, I would like to thank the bottom of the gene pool barrel for showing up and allowing their pain to be recorded for our amusement.

Sometimes my comrades make me so very proud. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N01v-VCpYw&feature=channel

Drunks are soo much fun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a527Kw9fUok&feature=related

You have to know when to stay down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhnQm79SciE&feature=related

Think your gun is scary?? Who’se the bitch now!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD5zjUbWpXY&feature=related

Should’nt everyone smoke more weed? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_t8DvM2kX8&feature=related

Evolution Fails Again

Bullshit Detective — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:08:24 +0000

I would like to bring a new segment to the ”Laughs” section of Whatthefaq.com. This segment will be called “Evolution Fails Again”, and will showcase stupid people, doing stupid things and getting the punishement they richly deserve. If you have seen any outstanding acts of stupidity that you would like forever documented, please post the links in the comments. They may even be added in future installments of the segment.

Don’t use Ikea stools as a jumping board. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYNg6ZQLKQ4&feature=related

Chose your best man carefully. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mP3FqUUAAw&feature=related

Should have put a roll of quarters in your pocket instead, less painful. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mptfF8Y4xLo&feature=channel

Call Guiness Records, World’s Smallest Penis Found

Bullshit Detective — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 21:07:20 +0000

This man has done every guy in the world a huge favour. He has done something that years of being condescendingly told, “don’t worry stud, I’m sure your average”, or “It’s okay baby, I know you’re a grower not a shower”, or the ever polite “it’s not the size, it’s how you use it”, could never do. No man will ever again feel inadequate in public showers, or in the the urinal beside the guy that has to unroll his penis to pee.

I wonder if this is related to the article we posted a few days ago about breaking your penis, while “daggering”. He certainly doesn’t look Jamaican, but that doesn’t mean his penis isn’t broken.

http://www.dlisted.com/node/31748

Animal Antics: Referee Chickens and Genius Crows

Bullshit Detective — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:57:55 +0000

Here two chicks break up a fight between rabbits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D35uQCtr4EY&NR=1

Crows/Ravens are known to be extremely intelligent, they as good with tools as primates. Didn’t know ravens can learn to produce sounds like parrots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOVYMQP7gMM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nqpo9F_4Sc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtmLVP0HvDg&feature=related

Crows save tools like we save bookmarks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMRbje7_d6Q&feature=related

I am feeling a litte bit less smart now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8L4KNrPEs0&feature=related

Cats On Treadmill

Bullshit Detective — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 01:01:33 +0000

Okay this cat is not taking losing weight seriously. I blame their personal trainer.

http://media.photobucket.com/video/popular/allpopular/pbhomepage/TreadmillKittens.flv?o=36

Cats Giving Each Other A Massage

Bullshit Detective — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 00:52:03 +0000

No only humans give massages it seems. Monkeys groom, dogs lick, cats lick and massage.

http://media.photobucket.com/video/popular/allpopular/pbhomepage/CatsinLove.flv?o=18

A Walrus With Mad Skills

Bullshit Detective — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:00:41 +0000

This is one talented Walrus. He dances, he plays the sax, he whistles. Best of all, he gives great big hugs.

Little White Cracker Does Reggae

Bullshit Detective — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:53:52 +0000

This little cracker may actually be the re-incarnation of Bob Marley. I feel like I really get him. Especially when he starts doing the west coast sign and singing about “being high up in the sky”. Right after that song, he’s going back to World of Warcraft and pizza pops.

Random Funny Images

Bullshit Detective — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 14:33:28 +0000

I think we all know where this travesty is taking place, but the UN is strangely silent on the issue.

Groovyness and free love and all that, but now the hippies have gone too far.

The product of this union will surely become a Nobel prize winner.

Viewer discretion is strongly advised.

Hmm… I wonder what’s more points, human or gazelle?

A bone is a bone(r) right?

A real man never takes no for an answer.