whattheFAQ.com » drunk http://whatthefaq.com Technology, Gadgets, Gaming, News, Pop Culture, Social Commentary. Now with 0 zero trans-fats! What the faq? Sat, 08 Aug 2009 21:43:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.3 en hourly 1 Evolution Fails again http://whatthefaq.com/2009/05/02/evolution-fails-again-2/ http://whatthefaq.com/2009/05/02/evolution-fails-again-2/#comments Sat, 02 May 2009 07:42:33 +0000 Bullshit Detective http://whatthefaq.com/?p=457 Once again, I would like to thank the bottom of the gene pool barrel for showing up and allowing their pain to be recorded for our amusement.

Sometimes my comrades make me so very proud. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N01v-VCpYw&feature=channel

Drunks are soo much fun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a527Kw9fUok&feature=related

You have to know when to stay down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhnQm79SciE&feature=related

Think your gun is scary?? Who’se the bitch now!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD5zjUbWpXY&feature=related

Should’nt everyone smoke more weed? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_t8DvM2kX8&feature=related

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This man has done every guy in the world a huge favour. He has done something that years of being condescendingly told, “don’t worry stud, I’m sure your average”, or “It’s okay baby, I know you’re a grower not a shower”, or the ever polite “it’s not the size, it’s how you use it”, could never do. No man will ever again feel inadequate in public showers, or in the the urinal beside the guy that has to unroll his penis to pee.

I wonder if this is related to the article we posted a few days ago about breaking your penis, while “daggering”. He certainly doesn’t look Jamaican, but that doesn’t mean his penis isn’t broken.

http://www.dlisted.com/node/31748

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This in a nutshell describes why Russians should not be taught anything dangerous. You need to factor in the percentage of time less-well-to-do Russians spend drunk, to really understand what a disaster teaching all Russians karate would be.

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE53923G20090410

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