Call Guiness Records, World’s Smallest Penis Found

This man has done every guy in the world a huge favour. He has done something that years of being condescendingly told, “don’t worry stud, I’m sure your average”, or “It’s okay baby, I know you’re a grower not a shower”, or the ever polite “it’s not the size, it’s how you use it”, could never do. No man will ever again feel inadequate in public showers, or in the the urinal beside the guy that has to unroll his penis to pee.

I wonder if this is related to the article we posted a few days ago about breaking your penis, while “daggering”. He certainly doesn’t look Jamaican, but that doesn’t mean his penis isn’t broken.

http://www.dlisted.com/node/31748

About the Author

Bullshit Detective A complete and total jerk. His disregard and distaste for the establishment and everything it has established, provides an un-pandering and brutally honest look at stuff that happens.