Miss Universe Contestant Is Too Skinny

Wow, is that ever an absurd and ironic title. A former Miss Universe contestant (what the losers are called after), has shined a big anorexic spotlight onto the Miss Universe pageant, by being dubbed sickly thin.

Not by Miss Universe event organizers of course. Pageant director Deborah Miller said brunette Stephannie Naumoska “had Macedonian heritage, which accounted for her extreme thinness”, and she’s sticking to it.

She deserves a shot in the head for stupidity, and making shit up as she goes along. Maybe next she’ll say that the people of Somalia and Sudan also have an extremely thin body type, and has nothing to do with malnutrition. In her mind feeding the hungry of Africa, is probably destroying the future pool of Miss Universe contestants. Whatever happened to people keeping their mouth shut if they didn’t have anything worthwhile to add?  She deserves to have her house egged by lard-balls for being a woman, and knowing better than some the vulnerability of girls about their body images, and having seen many other too skinny contestants, and still letting such garbage dribble out of her mouth.

There is obviously no such thing as a “Macedonian” body type. To understand what the fuss is about, take a gander for yourself. Watch out for that hip bone, it’s a sharp one.

As always feel free to leave your comments. If I get a few, I”ll try to track down an email address for Deborah so we can all properly thank her for doing her part in tarnishing the idea of beauty for all of us.

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