New Shower Curtain Pushy About Shorter Showers

There is a new shower curtain (and I use the word loosely) that slowly closes in around you and suffocates you as you take a shower. The goal is to remind you that showers should be quick, to waste minimal water and the energy required to heat the water. I am somewhat curious as to why someone would go the route of simulated suffocation or simulated spikes, all reminiscent of medieval torture methods, to make people take less/shorter showers.

For those of us who can’t wait to order one, feel free to go here, I”ll keep enjoying my shower and not having my genitals poked by sharp, albeit inflatable, objects.

http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/70421/72498-pushy-shower-curtain-forces-green?CMP=ILC-MoreFromWdgt

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