UPDATE: Madonna To Do Without New Accessory

A court in Malawi has disallowed the adoption of a local child by Madonna. Ruling that since Madonna has not lived in the country in the last 18 months, as required, she is not allowed by law to adopt the child. These measures were put in place to prevent, ahem, human/child trafficking. Strangely, this same law was overlooked during the previous adoption by Modonna of another child, but we won’t go there. To prove how tasteless (desperate) stars can be when it comes to getting media attention, she will probably appeal or just go to another third world country and attempt to buy another kid.

Don’t get me wrong I think adoption is great, provided it’s for the right reason. Press coverage just does not fall into that category. What is the message Angelina Jolie and Madonna are sending to American kids? You can’t provide as much press coverage, therefore, I don’t want you? If this was a really trully alltruistic gesture, it would have been done quietly whether locally or abroad.

On the bright side, this guy below would be happy to be adopted by Madonna. I”m sure he’s even willing to suck on a bottle and be burped for a roof over his head that isn’t made of tin and twigs (and the whole eating thing is good too, they don’t get that regularly in Africa). Tacky and low-class Modonna, get a new PR person.

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