Canadian Resources Up For Grabs

Seems like the French, the Russians, the Dutch and the Americans are all going to try to claim parts of Canadian territory as their own in the hopes of stealing some of our Natural resources. Don’t they know we have beer and back bacon? You can’t mess with that. You just can’t!

The Danes sailed onto our territory a few years ago and planted a flag on our soil. They obviously expected no fight.

The Russians sent a submarine (which we don’t have any of ourselves, not working ones) to the bottom of the ocean to plant a flag on territory that they claim as their own. Now Russia is creating an “Arctic Force” to establish a presence in the arctic which is an obvious attempt to add legitimacy to their claim, and is likely a prelude to more/expanded claims.

The French are just out of their friggin mind. They control two insignificant islands the size of rat turds with 6000 people on them, but they want to claim hundreds of square kilometers of open ocean as theirs. Interestingly, they use Canadian money, and get financial help from the Newfoundland Govt. I could have sworn that there is another region in Canada has always been a net burden to the rest of us, never stops bitching, and runs to France for help against the evil English. But I must be mistaken.

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